Sleeping Dog Unisex Heavyweight T-Shirt
Free 30-Day Returns
All our U.S. customers enjoy free returns within 30 days for their first order with us. Full refund.
Free Shipping over $75
All our customers enjoy free shipping over $75. Including international orders.
About this Item
You sat down for five minutes. That was three hours ago.
Your dog found the warmest spot on you and committed to it, and now you are technically part of the couch. The bathroom can wait. Your phone is just out of reach. Somewhere a doorbell is ringing and you are doing nothing about it, because the dog is asleep, and waking the dog is simply not something you do.
This one gets it. The back print says the thing every dog mom and dog dad has thought at 9pm on a Tuesday: I cannot move, my dog's sleeping on me. Hand drawn, printed clean, made to outlast the wash cycle you'll put it through way too often.
Three colorways: a soft bay green, a clean white, and a pink blossom. The fit is unisex and roomy, and honestly it becomes the one you grab on autopilot.
Wear it to the dog park if the dog ever lets you up. Until then the couch is fine, the grocery run can wait another day, and the people with dogs will know exactly what it means. Everyone else will figure it out.
Product Info
Sustainability
Made only when ordered. No overstock, no waste.
Every piece is printed on demand the moment your order is placed, which means no warehouses full of unsold inventory, no end-of-season landfill dumps, no product made on guesswork.
Materials. Where possible, we work with suppliers offering recycled fabrics and certified products (OEKO-TEX, GOTS, PETA-Approved Vegan). Composition and certifications vary by item – see "Materials & Care" above for what applies to this product.
Packaging. Recyclable mailers or cardboard, minimal plastic, no marketing inserts. We figure you'd rather have your order than a stack of flyers.
Shipping & Returns
Production takes 2–3 business days (97% of orders ship within 2).
Delivery times after dispatch:
· USA & Canada — 3–5 business days
· Europe & UK — 3–8 business days
· Worldwide — 10–20 business days
Shipping rates:
· Standard — $4.90
· Express (1–2 days) — $29.90
· Free shipping on orders over $75
Every order ships fully tracked. Some international orders may incur customs fees on arrival, which we don't cover.
Returns:
You can return or exchange your order within 30 days of delivery.
Items must be unworn, unwashed, not customized, and in original condition with tags attached.
We offer free return shipping if:
• Your item arrived damaged or defective
• You received the wrong item
• You are a first-time U.S. customer returning one item from your first order (non-customized only)
For all other approved returns:
• U.S. customers cover return shipping if returning multiple items or extras
• International customers cover return shipping unless the item is damaged or incorrect
• Full refunds are provided for damaged, incorrect, or eligible first-time U.S. returns. Store credit for standard returns.
Custom or personalized items cannot be returned unless they arrive damaged or incorrect.
If something isn’t right, we’ll always make it right.
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What makes WOOF special?
At WOOF, we bring together premium-quality fashion and our deep love for dogs. Each piece is designed with comfort, style, and durability in mind, featuring exclusive, handcrafted dog-themed designs that outshine the generic mass-produced options out there. Whether you’re a proud dog mom, a fun-loving dog dad, or simply someone who melts for wagging tails and floppy ears, we’ve got you covered. Celebrate your special bond with your pup in a style that’s as unique and extraordinary as they are!
What is the return policy?
We offer a 30-day hassle-free return and exchange policy. If you’re not completely satisfied with your purchase, please visit our Returns & Exchanges page for more information.
Can I cancel my order?
Yes. If you want to cancel your order, please contact us as soon as possible as after a couple of hours most items are already in the process of being printed and shipped. But no problemo: If this happens, the item will be delivered to you and you can then return it to our warehouse to get your full refund (minus the shipping costs for the return).
How long does shipping take?
The shipping time depends on the product type you are ordering and the destination. 97.66% of our orders are shipped within 5 business days and more than half of our orders are shipped within 3 business days or less.
Shipping to the USA or Canada usually takes 3-5 business days.
Shipping to Europe/UK usually takes 3-8 business days.
Shipping worldwide (depending on the exact country) can take up to 10-20 business days.
Shipping might take longer during holidays.
How much does shipping cost?
Shipping is calculated based on your location, the items in your order and the shipping method (normal or express). The shipping costs will be calculated at checkout before you purchase.
Usually the costs range between $5-10. If your order is above $75 you will enjoy free shipping (even for international orders).
Are your products sustainable?
Yes. We’re committed to caring for the planet as much as we care for dogs. Our items are custom made on demand with the latest eco-friendly materials and printing tech, meaning no over-production and waste like regular fashion brands. And we concentrate on sustainable production methods and factories like Bella+Canvas and Gildan using premium cotton only, which is grown without harmful chemicals, plus it requires less water and energy to produce. All orders are shipped carbon-neutral through worldwide fulfillment centers to reduce CO2 emission during the delivery. We also use recyclable packaging, made of low-density polyethylene.
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